A month in bullet points

While I promised I would put up more stuff from the last month, I am feeling quite lazy so you'll have to make do with some notes and photos. Maybe once I take that voluntary separation I'll put some more in, but for now, enjoy!

Zambia Great Thanksgiving in Lusaka - turkey, stuffing sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie! Timebus (because there are non-time based busses) to Livingstone breaking down Zambian side of Vic Falls - walking on the falls, water raising, wading back Zimbabwe 100,000,000,000 Zimbabwe Dollar note (thats 100 billion) Bringing food into Zim - bread and cheese for five meals Lion Walk Rafting, swimming, hike up 1,000 ft canyon walls Zimbabwe side of Vic Falls - much bigger, rainbows Botswana Border: shoe disinfectant and condoms Chobe - 100's of elephants, surrounding the truck, dousing themselves with mud, 2 day old baby, kudu, crocs, eagles, lilac breasted rollers, carpet of green, fresh downy smell, campfire, stars, black backed jackals, bacon Hammock at the camp River / booze cruise - tons of hippos 4am wakeup, Maun for supplies, passing time - name the states, name the countries in africa, name the 4 letter countries, name the countries that end in L Okavango - hot! poled in mokoros (canoes), hammock, water polo, pointless walks, marshmallows, passing time, hippo yawn, rain, thunder, lightning, 2 by 2, jingle bells, rudolph, angels, waltzing Volleyball and NARB Namibia Big night at Thebe, big beers, shots, tending bar, late night swimming Etosha - nice campsites, springboks plonking, giraffes humping, rhino, massive cloud to cloud lightning, lions roaring Nice campsite with grass, singing xmas songs in the rain, then in the women's bathroom, then at the bar, getting yelled at by Hans Cheetah park - petting cheetahs, pet giraffe, feeding wild ones, cheetahs screeching, cricket, cool bar with animals skulls and skins Spitzkoppe - neat granite rocks in scrubland, looked like US southwest, incredible sunset, punch party, cave, sleeping ont he mountain, windy, drunk, perishing Swakopmund - don't remember drive, eating oryx and kudu, weird German town, sidewalks, streetlights, strasses, fishing barracuda, exhausting, rush when catching one, blue shark chasing a caught fish, quad biking, semi autos, up to 80kphs, rollercoasting dunes, peeking over the top, absolute beauty with sand and blue sky and ocean, great time Uneventful day in Windhoek South Africa Wandering Capetown - streetsigns and points of interest, pedestrian streets, reconciliation day parade, chilling in the watefront, sushi! watching the clouds over table mountain and street performers, completely overwhelmed in pick-n-pay, bagels! Wine tour - 4 wineries, sparkling, brandy, party in the bus back, blackout Camps bay, 1kg sushi for R100, bus tour 4:30am pickup for shark dive, chum, bait, decoy, freezing water, thinking what the hell am I doing here, 7mm wetsuits, finally seeing one, huge and looking at me, as we were leaving "shark on bait", june is best time Dinner and drinking with ATC 6:30 for hike up table mountain, didn't happen, took cable car, fog lifting Ocean basket seafood platter

And I'll close it out with a few funny signs / shirts that I saw:

• On a lost and found board: "I've lost my grilled cheese sandwich, please call 032-554-0922" complete with picture
• On a restaurants front door: "Good news, we actually serve food and drinks, so there is no need to bring your own"
• Someone's uniform in Capetown's waterfront: "Trolley Management Services"